Lifes Tricks

Dear Life,
Down right deceitful that's what I'd call it. The food pyramid is now a pie and that pie is the anti-pie. Don't eat sugar that foul pie says. Moderation in fat. LIAR! It's the veggies that kill. Damn homicidal produce. Listeria in melons. Salmonella in grape tomatoes. Spinage that gives you the runs. Shit in strawberries. Ok call it E-coli if you must but it will kill ya. Sugar never hurt anyone. Its side effects maybe but hey. Dentist need to make a living too.
Come over for coffee and dessert soon, Munkay